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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:10:47 GMT -5
I made the final 11.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:11:34 GMT -5
If Jenn gets voted off, I will be the last winner in the game.
I don't count Jed as a winner since he is so boring. Boring winners are officially not winners now. I am declaring this.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:14:01 GMT -5
There one major alliance in the game. It is called the autistic sisters alliance. It consists of Me, Jenn, Sandy, Tijuana and Lillian. Tijuana is getting blindsided soon though. You can't have a change of heart in this game. It will get HER my jury votes. As long as I go up against Jenn, I am probably going t win since Jenn pushes people's buttons way to much causing it to be personal. Tijuana needs to recognize that as orgasmic it would be for me and her to be in the final two, it can't happen because she will win. I am pulling a Johnnie here.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:15:58 GMT -5
I will talk about the last vote. Dan was voted off because I thought it would be funny to vote him off. He said he was with us but he was a bit of a floater. Lillian came to me and asked me for forgiveness. Her asking me that gave me delusional thoughts. I thought, OH MY GAW MAYBE I AM GOD OR SOMETHING.
I am now considering myself Candace Divine Smith.
Troy, divine means God-like. I know Ashley Flabo probably tainted the word for you but I looked it up on dictionary.com.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:16:59 GMT -5
Jonathan and Ethan need to go. They didn't deserve all-stars in the first place and like omigoduh, all they do is float in the game. I want them both out before jury but Troy won't give me an early merge. >: |
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:19:41 GMT -5
So far my alliance chain consists of this:
Jenn ) Sandy ) Nick ) Lillian ) Tijuana ) Jamie ) Ethan ) Jonathan.
It is suppose to me in an atom type form with each person being an electron. The outer they are, the less I trust them. Paloma, Brian & Jed do not qualify for this because they do not represent the characteristics of being my ally.
Paloma is mentally unstable.
Brian is mentally paranoid.
Jed is mentally boring
Tell me, do those characteristics look like characteristics that I would want in an ally? No.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:22:15 GMT -5
These people in the game truly are stupid. They don't realize how Jenn & I are controlling this game. I will not backstab Jenn in this game. She will not do the same to me.
I opened a HUGE door for her in Faroe, which allowed her to win. That's major trust.
She forgave me in Classic when I randomly voted her out just to be randomly random. (X__X)
Jenn really should be a saint. I mean, if I am God, I would grant her Saintezenship.
I really am delusional about this God thing. But unlike Paloma, who cannot admit she is delusional, I can. So it makes me thinking I'm God okay. Oprah is my God.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:24:06 GMT -5
I wonder if we will get a Vietnam final three this time. It definitely seems possible.
HOWEVER
This is All-Stars and if I randomly feel like blindsiding Sandy, I will. It's nothing personal but would I rather vote off someone and go "oh they're out" or would I rather blindside someone and go "lolpwnt".
She will probably do the same. God (I) knows how random Sandy is.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:25:28 GMT -5
Paloma really should just quit the game. Even if she does get to the final two, which she won't, she will not win the jury vote. I would not vote for someone mentally retarded to win. I'm sorry but this is Survivor, not Escape Out Of The Mental Institute. If this were Escape Out Of The Mental Institute, I'm sure Paloma would fail at that too like she does with life.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:28:14 GMT -5
I think aligning with Jenn is a good thing for me.
1) She is like the best bitch alive. (Sorry Troy)
2) She is so OTTLOL that she will be booted before I'm even targeted.
People think Jenn is a threat. She isn't really. I'm the one, at the end of the day, who will run away with the game. I did that in Vietnam. I can do it in Rome.
I'm not calling Jenn a horrible person. If anything, I am calling Paloma a horrible person, even though she has nothing to do with what I am talking about, because the bitch needs to leave the game as soon as possible. But the thing is, I am such an UTRM character that when I get to the end, I got from UTRM to CPP, then I win.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 28, 2009 23:32:15 GMT -5
Again these people, mainly Paloma though, are incredibly dumb. Everyone who is gone from the game were people against us. Well, except for Dan.  They are giving me numbers to do well. I mean, DO YOU REALIZE HOW BIG A THREAT I AM? I won Vietnam for christ-sakes. I'm not calling myself God or anything... (lulz) but I must be a threat for winning a season. I must've done something better than others to get where I am. Paloma will never be as good as me. I hope she reads this since I know her face will get all red and she will go cry and talk to the Weavers who have a restraining order from her. Then she will try to act tough and be mature, when she really isn't. I can have whatever opinion I want of her, and she cannot do anything to change that. She thinks so much about what other people think she hasn't even realized what a walking mistake she has become. She really is a tragedy to this face of the Earth. She should never play ORGs. Wow, I'm such a cunt right now. <3 |
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Post by Host on May 29, 2009 16:22:05 GMT -5
Yay for you writing like 11 confessionals in a row <3
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Post by Candace Smith on May 30, 2009 4:50:24 GMT -5
Actually, I change my mind. I want Jenn out now because she's pissing me off.
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Post by Candace Smith on May 30, 2009 4:56:58 GMT -5
When I was a little girl I had a rag doll
The only doll Ive ever owned
Now I love you just the way I loved that rag doll
But only now my love has grown
And it gets stronger in every way
And it gets deeper let me say
And it gets higher day by day
Do I love you my oh my
River deep, mountain high
If I lost you would I cry
Oh how I love you baby, baby, baby, baby
When you were a young boy did you have a puppy
That always followed you around
Well Im gonna be as faithful as that puppy
No Ill never let you down
Cause it goes on and on like a river flows
And it gets bigger baby and heaven knows
And it gets sweeter baby as it grows
Do I love you my oh my
River deep, mountain high
If I lost you would I cry
Oh how I love you baby, baby, baby, baby
I love you baby like a flower loves the spring
And I love you baby like a robin loves to sing
And I love you baby like a schoolboy loves his bag
And I love you baby river deep mountain high
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Post by Candace Smith on May 30, 2009 15:06:54 GMT -5
I'm not mad at Jenn anymore. LOL
I thought she was mad at me but it was just you, Troy.
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